You’ve heard of Yo Mama jokes.
You’ve heard of the more grammatically correct Your Mom jokes.
Now it’s time to introduce my very own… My Mom Jokes.
My Mom Jokes are special because… Oh, wait – I don’t have a mom! (Oh, snap!)
Let’s start off by addressing the obvious: It’s not Thursday.
Believe me, I know. If it was Thursday, I would be rounding up my class and taking them to the bathroom right about now. Good Thing #1: It’s Saturday, and I got to sleep in, workout, and meditate this morning!
Point number song (2): You may have noticed that after really-really thinking I would start doing a weekly Rad Roundup, I… didn’t.
And where do those two things collide? In introducing Good Things Thursday, of course!
(I really super promise not to stay so frakking cheery.)